I need this class. Where is it offered? Did I miss it due to homeschooling through junior high school? I knew that homeschooling thing would come back to haunt me someday. Don't worry, I still plan to homeschool my offspring . . . only I will include the "how to flirt" chapter in the text book I write. As soon as I learn how. If you have hints, you know where to reach me!
And goodness know I need all the hints I can get. When it comes to flirting, I'm a moron. A blubbering fool. Completely inept. I can have nearly-fluid conversation with who knows how many people - but when he walks up, I swear, I turn colors (probably bright red and speckled for all I know) and lose every single word I had thought to say. Well, it's between that and fighting the urge to just blurt out that he's the cutest guy I've really ever seen.
Is asking a girl if you can break her nail a sign of flirtatious behavior or is it just completely odd and reason enough to write off this crush forever? Which ever it is, I certainly shocked his socks off with my answer of "sure, go ahead." If that was the only intelligible thing I spoke in his presence it may have been worth it. Emphasis on the may. I will add that he was also slightly impressed (though I saw him try to hide it) that I remembered how to spell his name. I'm learning what you meant, my friend, when you said to do my research. If only research and flirting had the same appeal to me, I might actually get a date out of this deal.
Though taking someone new to Journey was really something I did regardless of his being involved in that group, in hind sight, it was splendid planning on my part. Now I just need to find out if his car is indeed green. After all, green means go, no?
Back in college, in 2004 when blogging was hardly even a thing yet, I was here. Blogging before blogging meant anything to anyone. You can look in the archives for my past writings, but it was much more like a journal in the past. When we started fundraising, I messed around with the idea of launching something new for this new phase of our journey but actually hated that idea. I am a sum of all of my life and so much of it is here already. So I'm keeping it here. At least for now.
My main focus these days is blogging about our newest journey into the bizarre and wonderful world of gestational surrogacy. Posts dated 2013 and forward will trend heavily toward that journey. I don't promise everything I write will be about though. There might be other things that sneak in occasionally.
Please come along our journey with us. As the saying goes, "The more, the merrier!"
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